No one is prepared for what is going to happenĮveryone is filled with overwhelming dreadĪll at once, absolute pandemonium commencesĪll nuclear powers launch their nukes at once God and Jesus himself looks on in suspenseĮverything is completely quiet not a single sound is heard The building is filled with fear and anticipation I Sexually Identify as an Attack HelicopterĪLERT! COMEDY GOD HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING! GET TO COVER!īystander: "Oh god! Don't do it! I have a family!" It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know? You said a jackdaw is a crow, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the crow family crows, which means you'd call blue jays, ravens, and other birds crows, too. A jackdaw is a jackdaw and a member of the crow family. So your reasoning for calling a jackdaw a crow is because random people "call the black ones crows?" Let's get grackles and blackbirds in there, then, too.Īlso, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. If you're saying "crow family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Corvidae, which includes things from nutcrackers to blue jays to ravens.
If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. No one's arguing that.Īs someone who is a scientist who studies crows, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls jackdaws crows. Any advice?Įdit: The problem isn’t the ‘Goblin Mode’, it’s that he could be ill Admittedly, it was some of the best and most experimental sex I’ve ever had, but I’m worried that something might be going on with my husband. However, my husband said ‘Goblin Mode activated’, starting growling, and went wild having sex with me.
Last night, the day after our son went away, we decided to have sex to relieve our stress. I feel awful for him, but we both agreed that this was for the best. I’ve heard him muttering, ‘Goblin’ repeatedly when he didn’t notice me, staring blankly into his food, and just going alone by himself to do who knows what. I think since then, he’s been a little emotionally unwell. He’s an incredibly tough man, but this was the first time I’ve ever seen him cry. Naturally, he was upset when he had to leave. My husband a really great relationship with our son and loved him more than anything. We didn’t really know what to do with him, so we sent him to live with my parents so he can go to a special needs school. So, a couple of days ago, my son went on a rampage through our house and said he was in ‘Goblin Mode’. But recently he’s been acting really weird. I really love my husband and he’s always been great in bed. TLDR My husband says ‘Goblin Mode activated’ when we start to have sex, growls and acts like a caveman, and then says ‘Goblin Mode off’ when we stop, and then pretends not to remember afterward. How do I get my husband to stop going ‘Goblin Mode’ during sex?
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